My Hatred: Lois

Lois, Lois dam you woman
I tried to kill you many times
No matter what, I see you as my villain

Like the time I almost killed you when I dressed like a doorman
Or when you almost died choking on all those limes
Lois, Lois dam you woman

God dam Lois, you would always ask “Stewie what are you doin’?”
Remember Lois when I joined the gang of mimes?
No matter what, I see you as my villain

I tried to get help; I asked the dog, Chris, and even Megan
My dream is to see you dead covered in your slimes
Lois, Lois dam you woman

I remember pushing the car to the ocean with the fat man
Oh I know what to do! I’ll make you slip and break your neck on a pile of dimes
No matter what, I see you as my villain

Lois you remind me of a sour fruit, Lemon
Also of this dam villanelle I need to rhyme
Lois, Lois dam you woman
No matter what, I see you as my villain

I chose to write about the relationship between Lois and her son Stewie. I chose to write about this because first of all i love Family Guy, second is because i find it interesting to write about this relationship because it has a humor to it. I chose to write a villanelle poem because villanelle poems are usually used for comical purpose's and i thought that the relationship between Lois and Stewie is funny. If i have chosen a sonnet it wont give off the humor cue like the villanelle does. I hope you enjoyed this poem, it took me a while to do it!